Saturday, 25 September 2010

NOT ANOTHER MEME!?


Stolen from Jules (:

1. Tiger
2. Lake
3. Ewan
4. Morgan
5. Aleksey
6. Jojo
7. Raleigh
8. Vincent
9. Dion
10. Jon
It's all males this time x)

Four [Morgan] invites Three [Ewan] and Eight [Vincent] to dinner at their house. What happens?
Other than their timelines imploding? (This is all made possible simply because there's a TIMELORD in this meme)
More than likely they'd either all get drunk or Tetsu would refuse them entry simply because Ewan's a minature Jojo and he'd think Vincent would shed on the carpet.


You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One [Tiger] or Six [Jojo]?A choice between being kept awake FOREVER or the prospect of being lynched in my sleep by Major Harassment?  I'm rather inclined to pick Jojo, mainly because I love him dearly <3


Two [Lake] and Seven [Raleigh] are making out. Ten [Jon] walks in. What is their reaction?The fact that this scene is more or less cannon since not only do all three exist in the same 'universe' and the fact that it's highly likely Raleigh and Lake did snog at one point in their past Jon has every possibility to walk in on them.  He'd be quite shocked, professionally remind them of the school's PDA guidelines and then be on his merry way.  Current timeline, however, and he'd wonder what the heck was going on, inform Madeline and she'd go and yell at Raleigh for hurting Elliot AND pissing off Dimitri.


Three [Ewan] falls in love with Six [Jojo]. Eight [Vincent] is jealous. What happens?
I'm pretty sure Ewwie idolizes Jojo anyway x)
Vince would probably...not give a damn, and wonder why the hell he was jealous in the first place.


Four [Morgan] jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten [Jon], Two [Lake] or Seven [Raleigh]?
Jon; because he'd probably stand up against Morgan, whereas Lake is about as useful in a fight as wet cardboard and Raleigh...would actually be a bit of a scrapper too.  I'd rather Jon talk sense into Morgan than Raleigh punch him in the face.


One [Tiger] decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
CHAOS!  There is no other way to explain what would happen.


Three [Ewan] has to marry either Eight [Vincent], Four [Morgan] or Nine [Dion]. Who do they choose?
Dion; because that man is just pure husband material.


Seven [Raleigh] kidnaps Two [Lake] and demands something from Five [Aleksey] for Two's [Lake's] release. What is it?
Why does this like one of those scenarios where the kidnapper pay to hand the kidnapee over because they simply couldn't cope with the idiot hostage?  He'd probably demand that Aleksey didn't kill him when he released Lake because not only would Aleksey kill him for kidnapping his 'uncle/whatever' but Dimitri would also hunt Raleigh down.


Everyone gangs up on Three [Ewan], does Three [Ewan] have a chance in hell?
Oddly enough....possibly.  Simply because Aleksey's there.  Ewan's mimicry means he'd copy Aleksey's 'healing' powers and it wouldn't matter what they all did to him, Ewan would survive in the end.  However, if he didn't regenerate fast enough then yeah, Ewan would probably end up dead.  He'd put up a fight though.


Everyone is invited to Two [Lake] and Ten's [Jon's] wedding, except for Eight [Vincent]. How do they react?
He, uhm, really wouldn't give a crap?  I think the only wedding he'd ever get pissed about not being invited to would be his Dad and Yumi's - AND THAT MAY NEVER HAPPEN ANYWAY x)


Why is Six [Jojo] afraid of Seven [Raleigh]?Because Raleigh's Kate's uncle....or because Jojo's scared of gingers?


One [Tiger] arrives late for Two [Lake] and Ten's [Jon's] wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Either he got lost of was distracted by something shiny and kidnapped by a wandering mad scientist and became his pet until Pip and Cleo came to his rescue and dragged his ass to the church all the while Tiger was proclaiming that HE COULD SEE INTO SPACE!


Five [Aleksey] and Nine [Dion] get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
I leave them to sober up in the front garden and tell the neighbours that they're my new garden ornaments xD


Nine [Dion] murders Two's [Lake's] best friend. What does Two [Lake] do to get back at them?Send Dimitri to go and beat them up for murdering Zakkypants.


Six [Jojo] and One [Tiger] are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six [Jojo] save himself, or One [Tiger]?
Jojo would save Tigs.  He may be an idiot, but Jojo's got a huge heart.  He wouldn't be able to live with himself if he let someone die.


Two [Lake] and Three [Ewan] go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Attempt to catch/hunt their own food, only to fail and walk to the nearest fast-food place.


Five [Aleksey] is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine [Dion] do?
Errrr...wait?  Aleksey would eventually restore enough bodily functions to drag himself out of the wreckage, where his body would continue to heal until he was all better.  Dion wouldn't even be needed x)


Thursday, 16 September 2010

Prompt Number Three.

3. AU (1&8) Lake & Nat

Lake frowned at his reflection in the mirror.  While he had been sleeping someone had had the indeceny to not only dye his hair black and stick him in a highly unattractive pair of glasses, but had also drawn a lightning shape on his forehead.  Licking his thumb, Lake tried to rub it off, but to no avail.  Turning around, Lake stared at the older male seated in the same room as him, one leg folded over the other and his chin placed in his hand.
"I don't want to be Harry Potter," he announced, pouting.  "I'm too cool to be some whiny ass 'boy who lived'."
The older male turned, flicking some of his long red hair out of his eyes.  "Don't complain.  I'm a twin.  I have a twin brother.  By default I should be one of the Weasley twins."  Nat stood up and smoothed his hands down the...skirt....he was wearing.  "I'm Hermonie freaking Granger.  I'm in a SKIRT!"

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Prompt Number Two.

2. Angst (7&2) Jojo & Raleigh

Jojo woke up and didn't recognise where he was.  Shifting on the matress, he rolled over and nuzzled his face into the sheets, only to inhale and stiffen.  The smells was entirely unfamiliar - moreso than waking up in a place he never remembered going.  Jojo had on occasion woken up in someone else's home - but never in their bed.
Sitting up slowly, he took in his surroundings, noting the single-room apartment, the little corner by the large window with scattered books, papers and various other artist's utensils.  Most importantly, standing in the small kitchen was a tall, red haired male silently sipping from a mug held in both his hands.
Letting out a heavy sigh combined with a groan, Jojo ran his hands over his head, fingertips brushing his mohawk.  "Wha...Where...Fuck..."
The man in the kitchen pushed away from the counter and walked silently over to beside the bed, looking down at where Jojo sat wrapped up with the blankets around his waist.  Green eyes were hard as he stared down at Jojo, who stared back up at him, a feeling of dred washing over him.
"What did we do?" Jojo asked.
The red haired man said nothing, just flicked strands of curled ginger out of his face.  After a few more moments of silence stretched on in such a manner that tugged on Jojo's heartstrings, bringing his panic levels even higher, the guy finally spoke.  "We did nothing.  You, however, did quite a bit.  I thought it was safer dragging your drunken ass back to my place than letting you stumble home."
"So we didn't have sex?"
"No, you idiot.  I'm not going to cause my boyfriend any extra angst by having sex with a...mohawk...I'm already having to grovel because I've got some guy in my bed.  Count yourself lucky I like sleeping on my couch."

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Prompt Number One.

1. Kiss (4&6) Barney & Yumiko

A little note sat on the open pages of her textbook.  Barney was supposed to be working on her homework, but something was distracting her.
She had had the overwhelming urge to write a little 'love note' to a certain someone.  The note was almost finished, but she couldn't quite figure out how to end it.
The supervising teacher, however, seemed to notice her distraction, and Ms. Callahan bounced on over, slipping neatly into the spare seat beside her.
Before even asking what was wrong, the woman looked at the little note and smiled, beaming a bright and sunny smile.  Fingers reached for one of the pens scattered on Barney's desk, and she pulled the note towards herself.
"Just add a kiss," she said, her sunny smile still in place as she drew a line of x's at the end of Barney's note.

Monday, 13 September 2010

15 Drabble Challenge

Shamelessly taken from Jules' BlogSpot because it looks like quite the good idea (:

Fifteen characters - write prompts for each.  The original concept was to write about 25 words or something - we'll see how well I can do that xD

1 Lake
2 Raleigh
3 Aleksey
4 Barney
5 Felix
6 Yumiko
7 Jojo
8 Nat
9 Vincent
10 River


1. Kiss (4&6) Barney & Yumiko
2. Angst (7&2) Jojo & Raleigh
3. AU (1&8) Lake & Nat
4. Threesome (3&6&9) Aleksey & Yumiko & Vincent
5. Fight (5&10) Felix & River
6. Crack (9&4) Vincent & Barney
7. Horror/Scary (10&6) River & Yumiko
8. Baby (5&9) Felix & Vincent
9. Dark Side (2&8) Raleigh & Nat
10. Romance (4&7) Barney & Jojo
11. Death (2&3) Raleigh & Aleksey
12. Genderswap (8&9) Nat & Vincent
13. Seduction (4&3) Barney & Aleksey
14. Another Threesome (5&7&1) Felix & Jojo & Lake
15. Amnesia (2&10) Raleigh & River

I'm just going to go a lol in the corner over the first one....
And also the fourth one....

Getting The TG lot and the StD guys in the same universe will be left with NO EXPLANATION, I'm just going to wing it (: